Hahn Premium Solo

No but seriously, don't go to the Hale Road Tavern, it's like the Moss Eisley Cantina, Greedo Will Fire First.
Phee-ew, Finally the other side of the semester, time to bust out the PHAT comic rhymes... After I'm done with the slightly more crappy ones. SO I've been sitting on this comic for about a week, mostly because I was waiting for exams to be over, I have to say, I'm not proud of the hatching job I did here, then again, where in the hell do you find toning sheets in Perth? I guess it's back to MSex4 for me then.
To make up for the lack of... Stuff... over the past month.
Have some things.
Filler Comic From two weeks ago, never put up.
I Love BF3 This Much.

Peace Out.

Barista on the Roof

Yeah, the colour is terrible and the linework's not better. Blame PROJECT MONTH.

Bad Touch

And so the writening begins. No longer is this a stroing of panels pulled from asses. Art was done on the quick again though, make no mistake.
Anyway, I have things planned for the future of Updated Tuesdays.
In the meantime, enjoy some chilli-fuelled top hat action. 

1 Panel Awesome

Okay, so classic excuse time - This was going to be up earlier, but.. uh... A few weeks ago, I completely lost my hard drive... and my photoshop and I only just got around to replacing that. So Anyway, Daleks and shit attacked in the meantime, and I fought them off with my crystal-tipped cane.


Anyway, Yes, this is a thing. Porn Stars running a Garme Jurmalism website, with boobs. Apparently they're passionate gamers AND they're also Adult Workers, so however that combination comes up in your mind is pretty much how this site is going to end up. Gears of War 3 being given blowjobs tee hee.

The Secret Life of Rob

I wasn’t my intention to go a full month sans new comics, honest.  I had four, count ‘em, FOUR comics  done this month, but not one I found really any good. And I came up with this within a day, on busses. Complete from idea to dry ink. Which is why it looks teh horribles.

If I slack off again, give me kick and I’ll put SOMETHING UP.

Make No Mistake, I love to Bake

Sometimes, Duty can be real assholes. Today was one of those times. Considering doing some STALKER-themed comics interspersing otherthings... mostly because I love stalking more than most other depressing rain-filled holes.

OH META

When I said I'd never do another Meta-Comic.... I lied.
Seriously though, I DID actually have a full Patton comic. And it wasn't funny.
Much thanks to Gary for the strip idea. Your free ten buck Steam Game should be making it's way to you soon.

John Madden

So yeah, this happened. Sorta

Still relevant, dammit.

Liara Quandaries

As promised, the break and eventual return to form.

Fullpage Comic

I will have to admit to liking Mass Effect, both the parts of me that likes many hours of gameplay and "guns guns guns" and the part that likes to sink into the literary and compositional analysis of it. However, no matter how involved I get with the story, this elephant of an issue keeps making it's presence obvious to me. To make the matter worse, Liara really is the only viable female option when the game comes through with the sexing flag... Which is annoying because she just comes off as an annoying little pain in the ass that'd I'd rather not the Fon-Fon-Ru of. Her character in the sequel however....

Yes I'm 3 years late to the punch, sue me.
Yes her epilet shows her rank as HotAsariSluts.com

Site Update: Excuses excuses

Hey guys, I know I've been irregular as shit with, But I promise, more comics more frequently. There are a multiverse of excuses, but the only one you need to know is that time to draw comic has been at an unwieldly low since February. From here on though, I promise more comics more often. At least keeping to my planned somewhat-weekly schedule.

Anyway, next comic is a slight gap, then it's back to PANELS and SHITTY ART VALUES GALORE.

Comfortable trolls and uncomfortable truths.

Freud is a a maggot hack. Also, stay tuned for part 2. Also also, NEW SITE SOON, STALKERS.

Multilingual Unified Hatred.

This one's hand drawn. And yes, Valentines is pretty much the worst holiday. I hope every single last one of you recieves razor pie today.

5 months later....

This one took... *snrk*
FOREVER

A-Thankyou, I'm here for the rest of the eternity, try the beef.